Sunday, April 19, 2009

why jon loves zombies

Jon loves loves zombies for many reason. These reasons include:
1. There fun to kill. You can shot them and slash at them but they dont die until there head gets choped off or shot or they are shot A LOT.
2. They're idiots. They are the dumbest things ever, they never have a clue whats going so you can mess with them.
3. They eat people.
4. People that get bitten by them turn into zombies, this can make hours of entertaintment because you never run out of zombies to kill.
5. The final reason he loves zombies is because there is always a new way that there made. Some times its a disease and sometimes its a science expierement gone wrong.
Those are the many reasons Jon loves zombies. So leave a comment if anyone wants to agree with or argue with him, even though he will win.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Jasmine

Well as you can tell by now ive been running out of things to blog about so i asked her what to blog about and she also wants me to blog about her. well she told me to write a fairy tale about her for a blog but i know this is gonna piss her off but im sorry i just will not make up a fairy tale story about her it just wont happen because that isnt exactly a legit recuest do to the fact that it would turn out like crap if i did so ill just say that shes pretty awesome and if jasmine is reading this im sorry but i just couldnt do. I wouldnt have been able to think about a good enough fairy tale story to post about you so you pretty much rock and are awesome.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Inevitably going to

Inevitably is insanely messed up because we really cant say something is "inevitably going to happen" becaue that means it is no matter what going to happen, and if we believe that people are free to make their own choices and influence things around them then no matter what we can change what is going to happen, "The future isnt written in stone." So something cant "inevitably going to happen" because we could possibly change that, so we cant mention the root inevitable until something happens and then say it was inevitable because it actually happened but if you were actually reading this blog you would realize though that i said we can change everything around us because we are humans the alpha speceis of the planet and nothing stops us so we can change anything. So in theory you should never use the inevitable for anything.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Courtney Hanna

Well this is going to be a very weird and different blog but i didnt know what to blog about and i asked courtney what i should blog about and she said you should blog about how awesome i am so i am going to type out a bunch of stuff saying how amazing she is. she pretty much rocks and is amazing so there i blogged about her being amazing cause she told me to and just to be nice i threw in that she rocks pretty sweet right its like a two for one deal you know buy one thing get another of that free so shes getting a great deal and should be quite thankful.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

check it

Why doesn't albertlea have any legit gangsters? Has any one ever thought about it. you walk around the halls of school and theres like one Caucasian who wheres his hat sideways and talks gangster and there usually not even bad asses their just dressing up and talking funny so everyone laughs at him behind his back but there really isn't any white gangsters that hang out together. You go to a school like Mankato and half the guys and girls are wearing there hats sideways. I for one am feeling sad that dressing and talking like that isn't the norm at albert lea because being gangster is just bad ass and id like to be part of that but unfortunately if i went to school like that i would just be made fun of but someday maybe ill grow my hair out and wear a cool hat sideways like a gangster.

Ummmmmmmmmmm

Well I dont have anything to blog about so i suppose i could rant about crap that no one cares about because for a teenager to tell his life problems to other people is kinda dumb since being a teenager we all have our petty problems that we feel horrible about and the crazy need to tell other people. Why does a person even want to tell another person how they feel. Everybody does it yet what is the reason behind this. It is a ridicoulus thing that makes us humans and if we didnt at some point tell another person at least one of your feelings you would probably blow up yet we dont really have a good reason for it except that we want to.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

goals of life

people have goals. almost whoever you are you have goals. some might be to grow up rich, others might be for a famil, but mine are a little bit more aggressive than that. One of my greatest goals in life is to become dictator of the world. when i say dictator you probably think of some one wanting to take all your rights away and cause you harm if you disagree with me. but your wrong. i would be a nice dictator because i am catholic and thats what catholics do. they are nice to one another. so you could speak out against me but someone other than myself just might kill you but it wouldnt be my fault what with being nice and all. and as dictator i would impose one of my best ideas that clothing should be optional and no one could disagree with me because im a good dictator. one of my greatest role models is hitler because aside from the fact that he killed a few jews here or there he reunited his country in its time of suffering and made something of Germany. Hitler the whole time he was at war just wanted to make Germany better and i look up to that.